I bring you... proof.

Some are of the opinion that the story about the bear and I in my biography was a complete lie. Well, I bring you an artist's rendition of what happened that fateful day (there was a photo, but the bear ate the camera).

See, it's just as it says in the book. Here, I'll even read an excerpt for you, amigos: "After a long and manly fight, The Invincible Corrida looked the bear in the eyes and bowed - the bear returned the gesture. Both shed a single manly tear, hugged... and... and walked... towards the..."

...My bad, this was a different bear.