"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" The answer Lewis Carroll gives is that "They both produce a few notes, all very flat, and are almost never turned the wrong way front." I think what he means is that: "they both produce a few notes" - ravens don't have much variety in their songs and people use desks to write (paper) notes as well. "all very flat" - what could be flatter than a piece of paper? And ravens' songs are apparently rather flat-sounding. "and are almost never turned the wrong way front" - a desk is useless if it's faced the wrong way, because you can't sit there. "raven" spelt backwards is "nevar", and thus "raven" is almost "never" turned the wrong way front

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You go round and round,
It comes down and down,
You know, nothing but your soul deep in the cell,
If the pit don’t get you then the pendulum will.

Thank you c:

Every awesome person deserves a la account. c:

I'll see what we can do. Then again, Nickel Samurai has been pretty popular...